February 2012
dancuntphrey:
i can’t fucking stand idiots.
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>he wants to come over
>of course because he’s horny & wants it
>i say no because i don’t wanna and family is here
>finds someone else
>fucks her
>she tells me (we’re like girl talk friends)
>I NEARLY CHOKE TO DEATH ON MY FRENCH FRIES
Me: I'll be on top
My Bed:
Me: Shh don't speak
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you’re such a teenage girl, start acting like the 17 year old boy-man you are. jesus.
you say omg
you say ugh
you complain about your looks when you know you look good
bitch about “being fat”
whine
whine
whine
whine
act like i can’t tell you my opinion of anything you do
if we were in a relationship, I’D BE WEARING THE PANTS
boyfriends in general make me want to puke
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that weird & strange occurring moment when this guy who’s in your french class who’s really fucking cute suddenly walks into goodwill
TWAS FATE~
him: one day, for your birthday i'm going to buy you a real piece and you can have anyone you want
me: i love you
me: never leave me