February 2012
6 tags
NOTHING FITS MEEEEEEEEEEEE
dancuntphrey:
i can’t fucking stand idiots.
3 tags
>he wants to come over
>of course because he’s horny & wants it
>i say no because i don’t wanna and family is here
>finds someone else
>fucks her
>she tells me (we’re like girl talk friends)
>I NEARLY CHOKE TO DEATH ON MY FRENCH FRIES
Me: I'll be on top
My Bed:
Me: Shh don't speak
1 tag
1 tag
you’re such a teenage girl, start acting like the 17 year old boy-man you are. jesus.
you say omg
you say ugh
you complain about your looks when you know you look good
bitch about “being fat”
whine
whine
whine
whine
act like i can’t tell you my opinion of anything you do
if we were in a relationship, I’D BE WEARING THE PANTS
boyfriends in general make me want to puke
